(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

(Source: disneyprincest, via ohio-is4-lovers)

bananabuttmuffin:

The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

saltandvinegarcrisps:

the internet is trying to break up with me

(via tyleroakley)

esexist:

yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards

(via paging-doctorfaggot)

enriquesmole:

call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm 

(via whatwhatwhatamidoing)

frickyeah1990s:

Wishbone, aka the coolest dog of the 90s

(Source: nechellemybelle, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

superkianagalaxy:

I̅̾̂ͩ̎ͬ̇̒҉҉̣̳’͚̖̗̪̣̜̘͍̞ͫ͊ͩ͛̽̀́̕M̴̪͈̍͝ ̵̜͔̋ͮͥR̪͍̣̹̄ͯ̒̕͠E̷̻͕ͥ̂̽͐̀ͤ̊́À̫̥̼͈̤̑̔͋̀D̸̛̤͖̫̪͚͓ͦͯͫ͒̔̃ͥY̺̼̙̝̼̭͚͕ͯ̋ͬ̓̓

I̅̾̂ͩ̎ͬ̇̒҉҉̣̳’͚̖̗̪̣̜̘͍̞ͫ͊ͩ͛̽̀́̕M̴̪͈̍͝ ̵̜͔̋ͮͥR̪͍̣̹̄ͯ̒̕͠E̷̻͕ͥ̂̽͐̀ͤ̊́À̫̥̼͈̤̑̔͋̀D̸̛̤͖̫̪͚͓ͦͯͫ͒̔̃ͥY̺̼̙̝̼̭͚͕ͯ̋ͬ̓̓

I̅̾̂ͩ̎ͬ̇̒҉҉̣̳’͚̖̗̪̣̜̘͍̞ͫ͊ͩ͛̽̀́̕M̴̪͈̍͝ ̵̜͔̋ͮͥR̪͍̣̹̄ͯ̒̕͠E̷̻͕ͥ̂̽͐̀ͤ̊́À̫̥̼͈̤̑̔͋̀D̸̛̤͖̫̪͚͓ͦͯͫ͒̔̃ͥY̺̼̙̝̼̭͚͕ͯ̋ͬ̓̓

(Source: carademalo, via ruinedchildhood)

biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

(via paging-doctorfaggot)